Monday, October 30, 2006

Immanentizing the Eschaton

Many people compose, and post blogs, through the mistaken belief that others are REALLY interested in their day to day lives. On the whole this is a common misconception, and a myth that needs to be buried in the ground to never rise again. It is a fallacy that needs to be put to the sword, and made to shuffle of this mortal coil. People read blogs and leave comments because they generally wish for you to respond in kind. They will read about your tiresome little existance, and trifling banal worries, if you will read about theirs. Hoardes of lonely people around the world are all huddled over their keyboards tapping their sad tear-jerking sagas onto a glowing screen in the vain hope that somebody, somewhere, will give them a cyber-hug, pat them on the head and say "There there hunnibun it's all ok, look I'm a lonely outcast as well".
















Outcasts: losers on the edges of society

Am I one of these whingey little crybabies? Or am I one of the deluded charlatans who believes himself to be inspired by a muse and gracing the lucky masses with the shimmery pearls that drip from his PC like honey? Am I one of these talentless daydreamers who equates rankings on MySpace and gushing comments from morons with an endorsment of artistic merit? Or am I here for "shit and giggles? Could I be a trouble causer who merely wishes to make mischief and bring around the end of the blogosphere as we know it? Or could I contain an aspect of all of these? Lie down on the floor and keep calm for all shall be revealed..........

5 comments:

Steven said...

This is a pretty good little post...

BUT


You have a problem...I have forgotten it all simply because I couldn't take my eyes off that ass in the pic...

I mean...jeezus...that's a hell of an ass.

Steve~

Freakosaurus said...

Giz a "cyberhug" will you, I'm sooooo fucking lonely!

I'm lying down now and I'm waiting for you to explain all, oh and I'm also waiting for that knitting blog.

Hagbard Celine said...

To Steve:

I'm just warming up Steve, you know me. I can see why you like it here though: it's rather sophisticated compared to the dark place.

Hagbard Celine said...

To Freakosaurus:

Fuck off you weirdo. I'm not blogging about knitting; I'm just going to take the cow done lol.

Freakosaurus said...

Ok, ok keep yer wooly knickers on! I have to admit that ass put me off a little too, that and the fact that you mentioned fallacies and swords in the same sentence, my mind drifted alright?! Right I'll let you get back to it.